| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
569 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
568 |
| Vriska: Go back inside. |
567 |
| WV: Use the razor on the hatch. |
567 |
| Jack: Search for power source. |
566 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
566 |
| ==> |
566 |
| Calliope: Look around for clues. |
565 |
| ==> ==> |
564 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
564 |
| Dave: Insert disc three. |
564 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
564 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
564 |
| WV: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. |
563 |
| Jade: Attempt to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
563 |
| AH: Pull up to the attractive female. |
563 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your desk. |
560 |
| PM: Miraculously survive. |
560 |
| Jane: Give Cera beagle puss. |
559 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
559 |