| John: Run to study. |
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| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. |
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| Dave: Pester John to put fridge down. |
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| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
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| Rose: Look at map. |
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| Years in the LOHACSE. |
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| AH: I didn't read any of that. Do something adorable. |
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| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
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| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
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| Be Jack a few minutes. |
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| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. |
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| Sollux: Deal with crabby customer. |
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| Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine card. |
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| INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT. |
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| ==> |
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| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
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| So, uh... what about all those characters. Time to move on. |
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| Jade: Stick fruits in the jumper shunty thing. |
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| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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