Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1962
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1841
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1794
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1791
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1725
Again in the car.	1654
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1516
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1458
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1377
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1366

Last month

Title	Score
WV: Type => SWITCH 2.	26
John: Use pre-punched card on floor.	25
Jake: Examine package.	24
Terezi: Investigate.	24
TT: Revise bathroom.	21
Midnight Crew.	19
==>	19
==>	17
Jake: Look down.	17
==>	17

Last week

Title	Score
Terezi: Examine surroundings.	8
==>	7
==>	7
Jade: Carve totem.	7
Roxy: Doint write whilt dronk.	7
Rose: Pick up books.	5

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