Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1032
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	905
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	901
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	884
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	786
Again in the car.	728
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	644
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	566
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	482
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	479

Last month

Title	Score
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Vriska: Go back downstairs.	8
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John: Hop down the hole.	7
Jack: Make it fit.	7
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AH: This is stupid. Stop being the other girl.	7
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Last week

Title	Score
Vriska: Manipul8 this worthless human.	2

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