Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1424
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1310
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1265
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1257
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1190
Again in the car.	1122
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	968
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	912
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	832
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	809

Last month

Title	Score
Jane: Examine wall Tobias.	9
PM: Read the next step of the shower.	8
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