Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	689
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	584
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	574
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	552
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	518
Again in the car.	448
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	410
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	355
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	298
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	291

Last month

Title	Score
WV: Examine ring.	9
==>	8
John: Deploy... huh?	7
John: Combine the cakes to make a tent.	6
John: Nail poster to wall.	6
...........	6
John: Attempt to open can with your weak pathetic digits.	5
======>	5
Dave: Hide evidence in microwave.	5
==>	4

Last week

Title	Score
LET'S CONTINUE.	3
Finish her.	3
==>	2
==>	2
==>	2
==>	2
==>	2
Jade: Get trolled by CG in sane and linear manner.	2
NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS.	2
Refrigerator: Level up for slaying the imp.	2

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