Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2009
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1900
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1856
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1849
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1780
Again in the car.	1715
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1573
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1516
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1469
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1445

Last month

Title	Score
==>	21
Sollux: Answer Aradia.	18
==>	18
Roxy: Take book.	17
==>	17
Be Jane.	17
==>	17
NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS.	17
==>	17
==>	17

Last week

Title	Score
==>	6
John: Pester Karkat.	6

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