Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1331
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1212
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1171
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1160
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1103
Again in the car.	1029
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	882
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	817
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	746
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	710

Last month

Title	Score
==>	13
WHEN SUDDENLY.	12
==>	12
==>	11
Dave: Captchalogue enlarger.	11
==>	9
MY OVERCONFIDENCE, WAS MY ACHILLES DOWNFALL THOUGH.	7
==> ==>	6
==>	4
==>	2

Last week

Title	Score
==>	4
==>	2
Navigating the veil nearby...	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Navigating the veil nearby...	1