Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	859
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	758
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	737
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	730
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	650
Again in the car.	589
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	515
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	447
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	386
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	368

Last month

Title	Score
o	10
======>	9
Dave: Pester Terezi.	9
ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT AGAIN.	8
Karkat: Get some programming done.	8
I SEE. ==>?	7
Roxy: Collect sample.	5
==>	5
==>	5
==>	5

Last week

Title	Score
HEY RUNT	3
==> ==>	3
John: Tell Liv Tyler you love her before impact.	3
==>	3
Karkat: Answer.	2
DD?: Listen to DD?.	2
==>	2
Jane: ... Answer, you guess.	2
==>	2
YOU SAID	2

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