Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1199
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1081
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1051
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1044
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	971
Again in the car.	898
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	775
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	701
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	612
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	598

Last month

Title	Score
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WV, PM, AR: Stargaze.	4
Rose: Hit John in the box.	4
Vriska: Begin meddling.	4
==>	2
Eridan: Check fridge.	1

Last week

Title	Score
==>	2
Eridan: Check fridge.	1

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