Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1084
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	964
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	957
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	941
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	851
Again in the car.	777
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	684
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	614
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	520
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	516

Last month

Title	Score
John: Abscond.	11
Jack: Give guy a proper funeral.	9
John: Alchemize in a 1980's time-lapse montage.	9
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MALE: HIDE INSIDE CHEST.	7
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Terezi: Cut to the wall.	6

Last week

Title	Score
Roxy: Examine plush pile.	4
TT: Zoom out.	4
Jade: Change wardrobifier to cycle thru STAR HEART HORSESHOE	2

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