Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	582
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	484
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	473
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	446
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	413
Again in the car.	361
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	322
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	290
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	251
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	248

Last month

Title	Score
AND NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME.	13
ANYWAY, BACK TO ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3	13
Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound...	12
THEY ARE ALL FRISKY, AND READY TO FIGHT.	9
Tavros: Cut to the attractive female.	9
THEN HE STARTED CLIMBING THE GOD TIERS.	9
John: Look around.	8
==>	8
Serenity: Go get cane.	8
==>	8

Last week

Title	Score
Elsewhere...	3
INTERMISSION	3
==>	2
John: Combine umbrella and straight razor.	2
==>	2
==>	2
==>	2
John: Tend to little pink monkeys.	2
==>	2
Rose: Get laptop.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
==>	2
John: Tend to little pink monkeys.	2
==>	2
Rose: Get laptop.	2
==> ==>	2