Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	627
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	529
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	519
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	494
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	455
Again in the car.	398
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	358
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	321
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	277
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	268

Last month

Title	Score
AND LIKE ANY BEAUTIFUL ART POET.	12
==>	9
ACT 2	9
Great! I would like you to get his attention.	9
==>	9
AH: Apply duds.	9
John: Look out window.	9
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==>	8
==>	8

Last week

Title	Score
==>	3
Jade: Abscond!	3
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==>	3
Dirk: Check on Rose.	2
Rose: Check out one of the bag. He was very dedicated to his craft	2
Jade: Head home.	2
Introduce yourself to the alchemiter.	2
WV: Go outside and get some sun.	2
==>	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
WV: Examine ring.	2
==>	2
Jade: Head home.	2
Introduce yourself to the alchemiter.	2
WV: Go outside and get some sun.	2