Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2028
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1916
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1875
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1866
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1798
Again in the car.	1737
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1592
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1533
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1488
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1467

Last month

Title	Score
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==>	17
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John: Put down razor.	17
Calliope: See what you can observe.	17
==>	16
John: Topple urn.	16
And much earlier than that...	16
In the aftermath of more terrain for city.	16
======>	15

Last week

Title	Score
DD: Move this along.	5
Nepeta: Interrogate frog girl.	4
==>	4

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Nepeta: Interrogate frog girl.	4
==>	4