Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	990
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	866
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	855
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	848
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	758
Again in the car.	692
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	609
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	532
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	453
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	451

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Jade: Inspect neighbor's tower.	3
SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots	1

Last week

Title	Score
SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots	1

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