Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	965
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	848
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	834
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	828
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	741
Again in the car.	673
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	592
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	515
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	441
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	435

Last month

Title	Score
John: Wake up.	9
AND I WEEP THE TEARS.	8
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John: Wear disguise to fool dad.	7
Rose: Examine laptop.	7
==>	5
==>	5
==> ==>	5
==>	5
==>	5

Last week

Title	Score
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