Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1219
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1103
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1068
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1066
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	997
Again in the car.	921
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	792
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	720
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	637
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	615

Last month

Title	Score
Terezi: Observe coolkid.	13
Jade: Land already.	11
BOY, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.	11
Ok, John. Let's explore this place!	10
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Last week

Title	Score
John: Take legendary POS.	2
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John: Read note.	2
John: Return.	2
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Rose: View Mother's solid copper vacuum statue.	2
Years in the future...	2
John: Captchalogue rocket pack.	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
John: Captchalogue rocket pack.	1