Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1238
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1117
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1085
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1081
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1013
Again in the car.	937
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	807
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	734
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	655
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	630

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Sollux: Taste honey.	8
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Be Dirk.	3
DD: Use Red Miles.	2

Last week

Title	Score
Be Dirk.	3
Jake: Answer Strider.	2
DD: Use Red Miles.	2

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