Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2145
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	2034
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1993
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1982
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1925
Again in the car.	1865
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1708
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1656
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1615
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1604

Last month

Title	Score
==>	33
==>	28
this atrocity cannot go unpunished.	26
YOU SAID	25
==>	25
==>	25
==>	24
Examine room.	23
Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements.	21
==> ==>	21

Last week

Title	Score
Dave: Go get a god damn new sword.	10
==>	10
Jake: Answer Lalonde.	9
John: High-five Kernelsprite.	8
Vriska: Send code.	8
==>	8
==>	7
John: Turn the card over.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
John: Turn the card over.	2