Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2110
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1992
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1950
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1940
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1879
Again in the car.	1824
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1670
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1616
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1577
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1561

Last month

Title	Score
==>	41
Jane: Rummage around.	35
==>	34
==>	33
Air: Cloud up.	30
==> ==>	25
Dave: Captchalogue sword.	25
PM: Type => HOME.	24
======>	21
==>	20

Last week

Title	Score
Jake: Answer.	19
==>	15
Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!	14
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 3	13
======>	13
==>	13
Dirk: Be waking self again.	11
Rose: Combine needlewands and grimoire.	10
Jane: Captchalogue it!	7
Rose: Take book.	7

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
==>	2