Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	902
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	788
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	774
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	759
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	682
Again in the car.	622
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	544
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	472
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	406
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	395

Last month

Title	Score
==>	8
Terezi: Sentence the criminal.	7
Dave: Combine dead things in amber && smuppet.	5
Terezi: Troll AC.	4
Jade: Ascend.	3
Dave: Captchalogue sword.	2
==>	2
==> ==>	2
======>	2
BOY.	2

Last week

Title	Score
==> ==>	2
Dave: Captchalogue sword.	2
BOY.	2
Karkat: Leave your room.	2
==>	2

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