Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2164
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	2051
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	2012
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	2001
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1942
Again in the car.	1882
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1725
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1675
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1633
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1624

Last month

Title	Score
==>	39
Jake: Answer Lalonde.	37
==>	36
John: Turn the card over.	33
John: High-five Kernelsprite.	30
==>	29
Vriska: Send code.	29
Dave: Get hassled.	25
==> ==>	24
John: Examine 3rd and 4th walls of room.	22

Last week

Title	Score
======>	10
==>	7
==>	5
==>	4
Rose: Hurry up to the window!	4
==>	3
Roxy: Exit room.	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Roxy: Exit room.	1