Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	916
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	802
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	788
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	770
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	696
Again in the car.	636
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	557
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	480
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	409
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	402

Last month

Title	Score
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John: Reunite with your own pee for the mailman.	5
Tavros: Lead fearsome entourage into ruins.	5
Dave: Throw yourself out the back door.	5
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Karkat: Get some programming done.	5
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Last week

Title	Score
Dave: Summon Davesprite.	1

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