Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2119
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	2004
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1960
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1951
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1892
Again in the car.	1836
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1679
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1628
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1586
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1574

Last month

Title	Score
==>	36
Jake: Answer.	35
==>	34
======>	32
Dave: Open Complete Bullshit.	31
WV: Dream.	31
Dirk: Be waking self again.	30
John: Make item.	27
Jane: Captchalogue it!	27
==>	26

Last week

Title	Score
==>	13
WV: Type => REBOOT.	12
o	11
==>	11
======>	5
Dave: Snoop.	4
Try again.	4
John: Captchalogue glass shards.	3

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
John: Captchalogue glass shards.	3