Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2052
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1940
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1899
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1888
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1818
Again in the car.	1763
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1613
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1557
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1512
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1502

Last month

Title	Score
Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it.	22
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Rose: Answer Nepeta.	19
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John: Get the rest into the kitchen.	18

Last week

Title	Score
Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!	10
Jade: Pester Rose.	9
Exit.	2
WV: Examine ring.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Exit.	2
WV: Examine ring.	2