Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	757
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	656
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	638
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	630
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	571
Again in the car.	499
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	443
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	388
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	351
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	325

Last month

Title	Score
I REMEMBER THIS!	12
John: Empty sylladex.	11
==>	10
One more time.	10
NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS.	10
Select character.	9
==>	9
==>	9
Select character.	9
==>	9

Last week

Title	Score
==>	4
Be future Jack Noir.	2

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