Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	892
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	779
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	761
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	751
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	674
Again in the car.	611
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	534
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	464
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	401
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	384

Last month

Title	Score
AND RULES AND STUFF.	6
==>	5
Take another crack at this.	5
==>	4
MY TRUE PASSION. IS TELLING STORIES.	4
Rose: Knit plush cuddle-cthulhu to soothe nerves.	3
This is stupid. Stop being that guy.	3
======>	3
Rose: Hurry up to John's room.	3
Roxy: Answer.	3

Last week

Title	Score
John: 8e cre8tive.	2
Terezi: Sentence the criminal.	2
==>	2

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