Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1213
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1095
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1062
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1057
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	992
Again in the car.	913
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	787
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	716
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	630
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	609

Last month

Title	Score
==>	12
I SWEAT THE STUFF.	12
o	11
==>	11
NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS.	11
==>	10
==>	9
OF A POET.	9
Recap 2.	8
==>	8

Last week

Title	Score
John: Go get cane.	5
==>	4
BUT THEN.	4
==>	4
HERE IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
HERE IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS.	2