Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2024
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1911
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1870
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1860
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1792
Again in the car.	1730
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1586
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1528
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1483
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1461

Last month

Title	Score
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5	27
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John: Hop down the hole.	22
Hours in the present...	22
THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER.	22
thank you	21
Read note.	21
WV: Take the cake!	21

Last week

Title	Score
Terezi: Get closer look.	8
Dave: Punch some cards.	8
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TT: Put the bunny back in the past...	2
Jack: Throw a knife down there to get that guy's attention.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Jack: Throw a knife down there to get that guy's attention.	2