Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1392
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1281
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1232
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1226
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1162
Again in the car.	1094
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	939
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	879
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	803
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	774

Last month

Title	Score
Jane: Investigate clue.	11
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Rose: Pester Dave.	9
==>	9
==>	6
==>	6
Terezi: Deploy forensics crew.	3

Last week

Title	Score
Terezi: Deploy forensics crew.	3

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Terezi: Deploy forensics crew.	3