Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1181
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1068
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1041
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1033
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	956
Again in the car.	879
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	763
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	690
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	595
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	587

Last month

Title	Score
Terezi: Abscond.	12
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Jane: Return home.	9
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Jake: Take it.	3
Calliope: Tidy up a little.	3
Roxy: Read other book.	1

Last week

Title	Score
Roxy: Read other book.	1

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