Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1015
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	890
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	881
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	865
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	775
Again in the car.	714
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	628
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	552
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	468
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	467

Last month

Title	Score
======>	6
I clicked on all those characters.	4
==>	4
Jade: Move Dave's bed to the center and do a goofy dance.	4
==>	4
==>	3
Sollux: Enter name.	3
Jake: Go downstairs.	3
I SEE. ==>?	3
Jake: Answer Lalonde.	3

Last week

Title	Score
==>	4
Jade: Move Dave's bed to the center and do a goofy dance.	4
====>	3
Sollux: Enter name.	3
==>	3
Jake: Answer Lalonde.	3
==>	3
I SEE. ==>?	3
AND SO I WILL RISE.	3
John: Calm down, it'll be alright.	2

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