Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1694
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1576
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1525
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1516
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1444
Again in the car.	1382
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1242
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1190
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1101
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1098

Last month

Title	Score
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John: Go get a bookmark.	24
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Kanaya: Troll the Rose human.	14
==>	14
==>	8

Last week

Title	Score
Karkat: Examine Sollux.	2
Jade: View John.	1

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