Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2044
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1932
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1889
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1881
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1812
Again in the car.	1754
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1605
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1548
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1500
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1487

Last month

Title	Score
I AM LORDING IT OVER MY MINIONS.	23
==>	21
John: Get more stuff.	20
DD: Move this along.	19
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...........	19
==>	17
Nepeta: Interrogate frog girl.	15
==>	14
==> ==>	12

Last week

Title	Score
==>	10
==>	6
Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest.	2
==>	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest.	2
==>	1