Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	952
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	838
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	822
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	811
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	731
Again in the car.	665
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	583
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	507
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	432
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	426

Last month

Title	Score
Jade: Change wardrobifier setting.	9
JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP DOING NOTHING.	9
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TT: Deploy Cruxtruder.	8
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Vriska: Wake up.	8
Jade: Combine mummy and MC poster and rifle.	8
NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS.	8

Last week

Title	Score
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