Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	807
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	715
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	697
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	691
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	616
Again in the car.	551
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	484
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	419
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	369
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	343

Last month

Title	Score
AND I WEEP THE TEARS.	12
==>	11
Jake: Pester Roxy.	10
==>	8
==>	8
John: Spy in the past...	7
John: Await further instruction.	7
Rose: Knit laptop cozy to shield your laptop and check on Aradia's present.	6
==>	6
==>	5

Last week

Title	Score
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==>	1

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