Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1612
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1504
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1442
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1442
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1363
Again in the car.	1305
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1163
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1112
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1020
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1010

Last month

Title	Score
Jane: Contact bffsy.	23
Kanaya: Fine, equip that then.	23
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John: Combine iron and pogo ride.	12
Take another stab at it.	12
this atrocity cannot go unpunished.	11
John: Take legendary POS.	11

Last week

Title	Score
SS: Move this along.	1

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