Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1168
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1056
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1029
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1021
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	942
Again in the car.	866
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	751
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	679
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	582
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	578

Last month

Title	Score
==>	13
thank you	12
MSPA: Quick, become more meta while AH is brooding.	11
Jake: Transportalize.	11
SO BASICALLY.	11
==>	10
==>	10
Take her out.	10
WV: Settle this dispute in a roll.	9
==>	9

Last week

Title	Score
DD: => SWITCH 3.	3
WV: Examine marking on wrist.	3
John: Obtain SW33TL00T.	2
==>	2
==>	2

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