Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	875
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	766
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	746
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	740
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	661
Again in the car.	599
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	525
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	455
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	390
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	374

Last month

Title	Score
John: Proceed to computer.	8
Jade: Summon dog.	7
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THAT'S THE END OF ACT 5	7
==>	6
Roxy: Go grab that sweet gun.	5
Rose: Prototype sprite with Betty Crocker box.	5
==>	5
Kanaya: Troll Rose human again.	5

Last week

Title	Score
State name and rank.	2
WV: Push it.	1

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