Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	779
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	694
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	666
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	658
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	590
Again in the car.	527
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	461
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	403
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	362
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	333

Last month

Title	Score
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Roxy: You're thirsty.	5
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==>	3
John: Answer Dave.	3

Last week

Title	Score
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John: Be the other guy.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
John: Be the other guy.	2