Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	712
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	608
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	598
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	572
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	541
Again in the car.	472
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	427
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	368
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	311
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	305

Last month

Title	Score
Dave: Take the skateboard.	7
Terezi: Go get a god damn new sword.	7
Equius: Read first memo.	6
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==>	5
DD: Seek help.	5
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==>	4
John: Check mail.	4
Rose: Check out your BRO's sweet gear.	4

Last week

Title	Score
==> ==>	4
Rose: Check out your BRO's sweet gear.	4
Dream Dirk: Dream.	4
INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE.	3
> > == =	3
IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD FIGHT BETWEEN US.	3
==>	3
==>	2
Dave: Go into the kitchen.	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Dave: Go into the kitchen.	1