Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2136
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	2021
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1979
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1972
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1912
Again in the car.	1853
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1699
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1645
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1607
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1595

Last month

Title	Score
======>	33
==> ==>	27
Jade: Pester Dave.	24
==>	23
==>	21
John: Examine father's desk.	21
==>	21
DISREGARD THE UNIMPORTANT MALE GHOST BEHIND THE CURTAIN.	20
==>	20
==>	18

Last week

Title	Score
Jack: Greet visitor.	9
==> ==>	9
Jade: Deploy laserstation.	8
Rose: Finish building.	8
==>	7
Examine room.	7
this atrocity cannot go unpunished.	7
==>	3
==>	2
Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
==>	3
Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements.	2
==>	2