Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1369
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1257
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1210
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1203
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1142
Again in the car.	1073
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	918
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	854
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	781
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	750

Last month

Title	Score
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John: Climb that echeladder.	9
Jack: Contact DD?.	7
Rose: Turn on the floor.	4
==> ==>	4
==>	4

Last week

Title	Score
==>	4
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Rose: Turn on the floor.	4

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