Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

Generate a page!

Latest pages | Top pages

Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1118
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1002
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	980
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	971
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	881
Again in the car.	813
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	703
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	635
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	539
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	536

Last month

Title	Score
==>	10
==>	10
==>	10
======>	9
Jade: Answer this douche bag.	8
==>	8
ALPHA MALE: BE ON ROOF.	8
STUPID STUPID DUMB	8
==>	8
ept cranking them out, too. He really stepped up production after 11/11/11, even though the cat was finally out of bed.	7

Last week

Title	Score
==>	2
==>	2
==>	2
Gamzee: Take a look.	2

Last 24 hours

No pages posted during the last 24 hours.

Title	Score