Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1474
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1358
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1312
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1301
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1239
Again in the car.	1166
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1014
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	960
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	878
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	862

Last month

Title	Score
==>	13
==>	13
Dave: Combine fetus in a distracting manner.	13
Nepeta: Interrogate frog girl.	12
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Rose: Answer John.	12
==>	12
Rose: Look around one last time.	11
Jade: Head home.	11
==>	11

Last week

Title	Score
==>	3
==>	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
==>	1