Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

Generate a page!

Latest pages | Top pages

Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1551
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1439
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1384
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1377
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1307
Again in the car.	1242
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1094
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1045
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	955
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	945

Last month

Title	Score
====>	17
==>	17
==>	15
John: Put urn back.	15
==>	13
==>	11
==>	11
ALSO, HOW ABOUT A HAT?	10
==>	5
TT: Zoom out.	4

Last week

Title	Score
==>	5
TT: Zoom out.	4
==>	2
Jake: Wear skulltop.	2
==>	2

Last 24 hours

No pages posted during the last 24 hours.

Title	Score