Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2107
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1989
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1948
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1937
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1876
Again in the car.	1822
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1668
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1613
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1575
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1558

Last month

Title	Score
==>	47
WV: Pick up car.	40
==>	40
Jane: Rummage around.	33
==>	32
==>	31
Air: Cloud up.	28
==> ==>	24
PM: Type => HOME.	23
Dave: Captchalogue sword.	23

Last week

Title	Score
Jake: Answer.	13
Drop pumpkin on floor.	13
Dave: Open Complete Bullshit.	12
==>	11
==>	8
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 3	8
Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!	8
======>	7
Rose: Combine needlewands and grimoire.	6
Dirk: Be waking self again.	5

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Dave: Change into Four Aces Suited.	4
Jane: Captchalogue it!	4
THE END. OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	4
Rose: Take book.	4
==>	3
==>	1