Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1680
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1562
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1508
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1498
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1424
Again in the car.	1367
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1229
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1174
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1085
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1074

Last month

Title	Score
Dave: Try it out.	18
John: Report progress to TG.	16
Karkat: Open memo.	16
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Dave: Combine camera and captchalogue card.	12
WV: Type => REBOOT.	11
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Last week

Title	Score
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John: Go get a bookmark.	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
John: Go get a bookmark.	1