Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	838
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	739
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	718
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	716
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	635
Again in the car.	572
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	502
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	432
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	380
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	357

Last month

Title	Score
AR: Retrieve mysterious artifacts from ruins.	7
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AH: Can you show us what's going on with John.	5
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HIS EYES ARE SUPPOSED TO FLICKER ABOUT.	5
Jake: Answer.	4
Examine ashen quadrant.	3

Last week

Title	Score
Kanaya: Operate.	3
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Dave: Combine fetus in a roll.	2
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