Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	615
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	518
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	511
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	483
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	445
Again in the car.	390
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	349
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	314
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	271
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	264

Last month

Title	Score
Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic 8 ball.	9
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==>	8
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SO I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I SAW.	8
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==>	7
Dave: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a campfire.	7
Jade: Pester Dave.	7
STALLIONS: DESCEND.	7

Last week

Title	Score
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AND LIKE ANY BEAUTIFUL ART POET.	2
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