Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	976
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	855
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	841
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	834
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	749
Again in the car.	680
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	599
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	521
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	444
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	440

Last month

Title	Score
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Rose: Go through bedroom door.	3
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Jade: Draw the totem lathe.	3
Jade: Lose interest in fauna and never speak of it again.	3
Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.	2
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John: Use pre-punched card with the CD on the sofa.	2

Last week

Title	Score
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Davesprite: Troll GC.	2
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o	2
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UH OH. HERE HE COMES.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
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