Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1300
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1187
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1143
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1136
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1074
Again in the car.	1002
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	859
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	792
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	716
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	686

Last month

Title	Score
Jane: Examine note.	12
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SO IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.	10
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Equius: Drink lusus milk.	8
John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.	8

Last week

Title	Score
Meanwhile, in a shunt.	3
AH: Reel it in.	3
Jake: Wear it.	2
WV: Examine can of gravy.	2

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