Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	2152
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	2040
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	2000
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1990
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1932
Again in the car.	1871
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1714
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1662
Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.	1622
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1610

Last month

Title	Score
==>	38
Examine room.	35
YOU SAID	32
this atrocity cannot go unpunished.	32
Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements.	29
==> ==>	29
==>	27
Jack: Greet visitor.	26
SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots	26
==>	25

Last week

Title	Score
==> ==>	10
==>	9
Dave: Get hassled.	6
==>	6
==>	4
THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE. GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!!	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
==>	4
THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE. GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!!	2