| Months in the box. |
822 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are here? |
820 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
819 |
| Years in the box. |
814 |
| John: Check status of battery. |
814 |
| Hours in the lid of the first visible captchalogue card. |
814 |
| Feferi: Proceed to lab. |
813 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
812 |
| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
812 |
| Months in the future... |
810 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
807 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
804 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
803 |
| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
802 |
| Seconds in the future... |
802 |
| Tavros: Cut to the meter stick. |
798 |
| Also in the past... |
797 |
| John: Examine wheel on the control panel. |
791 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
788 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
786 |