| Months in the box. |
850 |
| John: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a new word for powercord. |
848 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
847 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
846 |
| Years in the box. |
842 |
| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
842 |
| John: Check status of battery. |
841 |
| Months in the future... |
840 |
| Feferi: Proceed to lab. |
840 |
| Hours in the lid of the first visible captchalogue card. |
839 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
837 |
| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
837 |
| Seconds in the future... |
834 |
| Also in the past... |
832 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
831 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
831 |
| Tavros: Cut to the meter stick. |
826 |
| John: Examine wheel on the control panel. |
818 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
816 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
813 |