| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the second gate. |
586 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
586 |
| Roxy: Proceed to gate. |
586 |
| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
585 |
| Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine card. |
585 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
584 |
| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
584 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
583 |
| INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT. |
583 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
583 |
| Try to open cans. |
583 |
| Dave: Get trolled by AT. |
582 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
582 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
582 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. |
581 |
| Jade: Squeal like a good idea. |
581 |
| Dave: Insert disc 2. |
581 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
581 |
| John: Check status of battery. |
580 |
| Be Jack a few minutes. |
580 |