| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
504 |
| Rose: Combine magnetic W and make a campfire. |
504 |
| Jade: Stop being invisible. |
503 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
501 |
| ==> |
501 |
| John: Get the rest into the city. |
501 |
| Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and Wise Guy book. |
500 |
| Wait! More troll romance exposition please. |
500 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
500 |
| Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present. |
500 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
500 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
500 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
499 |
| i don't like the gray text not human immediately. |
499 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your turntable. |
498 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
498 |
| Meanwhile, in a roll. |
497 |
| Calliope: Look around for clues. |
497 |
| John: Pick up car. |
496 |
| Jack: Search for power source. |
495 |