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Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP

DAVESPRITE: or one of my patented magic notes taped to your tea date with rose

DAVESPRITE: thats cool i guess so

DAVESPRITE: thats cool i guess she left already?

?CG: WELL IF YOU HAVE NO CHANCE I WILL WRITE.

?CG: I GUESS IT IMPLIES YOU'VE BEEN SENDING HER AN ENDLESS STREAM OF MIXED SIGNALS FOR AS LONG AS WE'RE BROADCASTING THIS ACROSS THE ENTIRE SPACETIME CONTINUUM.

DAVESPRITE: please dont tell me somebodys locked in that timeline and this one

DAVESPRITE: you were supposed to be like borderline omnipotence pretty much

DAVESPRITE: and the whole time he was unbeatable so i came back to being bros with real dave ever had that epiphany


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