| Dave: Check out green tome. |
691 |
| John: Reunite with your own crisis. |
691 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. |
691 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
690 |
| Vriska: Proceed to crypt. |
689 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your desk. |
689 |
| Try to open cans. |
688 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
686 |
| A mother will do whatever is best for her children. |
685 |
| Terezi: Cut to the mausoleum. |
685 |
| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
685 |
| Vriska: Check out DVD. |
685 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the second gate. |
685 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
685 |
| Have a look inside. |
684 |
| Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine card. |
684 |
| Rose: Check up on data structures. |
684 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
683 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
683 |
| Jade: Squeal like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
682 |