| Feferi: Proceed to lab. |
755 |
| Hours in the lid of the first visible captchalogue card. |
755 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
754 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
753 |
| John: Check status of battery. |
751 |
| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
749 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
747 |
| Years in the box. |
747 |
| Months in the future... |
745 |
| Seconds in the future... |
745 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
744 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
742 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
741 |
| Also in the past... |
740 |
| Tavros: Cut to the meter stick. |
734 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
734 |
| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
731 |
| John: Examine wheel on the control panel. |
728 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
724 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
720 |