| Months in the box. |
777 |
| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
775 |
| Feferi: Proceed to lab. |
774 |
| Hours in the lid of the first visible captchalogue card. |
774 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
774 |
| John: Check status of battery. |
770 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
765 |
| Years in the box. |
765 |
| Months in the future... |
764 |
| Seconds in the future... |
763 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
762 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
761 |
| Also in the past... |
761 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
759 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
754 |
| Tavros: Cut to the meter stick. |
751 |
| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
750 |
| John: Examine wheel on the control panel. |
747 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
746 |
| Equius: Get up and jam. |
738 |