| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
806 |
| Months in the box. |
805 |
| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
800 |
| Feferi: Proceed to lab. |
798 |
| Hours in the lid of the first visible captchalogue card. |
798 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
797 |
| Months in the future... |
796 |
| Years in the box. |
796 |
| John: Check status of battery. |
795 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
792 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
792 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
790 |
| Seconds in the future... |
788 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
788 |
| Also in the past... |
784 |
| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
780 |
| Tavros: Cut to the meter stick. |
778 |
| John: Examine wheel on the control panel. |
774 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
771 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
770 |