| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
292 |
| John: Go in the future... |
281 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
295 |
| John: Spy in the study. |
281 |
| Sollux: Get back to the story jackass. |
310 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
279 |
| Introduce yourself to the races. |
282 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
373 |
| WV: Fondly regard cremation. |
323 |
| Back in the past... |
280 |
| END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2 |
361 |
| Months in the closet. |
276 |
| Jake: Proceed to stairwell. |
277 |
| Vriska: Check on Rose. |
299 |
| John: Be the other girl and pester John. |
375 |
| Jade: Combine Charles Dutton and sooth specs. |
277 |
| John: Search for a can opener? |
289 |
| John: Oh, just open the storage box. |
316 |
| John: Pick up the juice. |
305 |
| AH: This is ridiculous. |
925 |