| Karkat: Get down to business. |
979 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
338 |
| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
367 |
| Dave: Skip ahead a little. |
385 |
| John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
389 |
| Dave: Check on Sollux. |
353 |
| Years in the lid of the shower. |
375 |
| John: Go to computer. |
363 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
369 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster and rifle. |
341 |
| Hours in the jumper block. |
343 |
| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
364 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
341 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
341 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
348 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
384 |
| WV: Check book on desk. |
398 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
341 |
| Jade: Open the big one. |
347 |
| John: Proceed to time capsule. |
370 |