| John: W8 around for clues. |
349 |
| Jade: Explore the other guy. |
333 |
| John: Oh, just open the storage box. |
322 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the meter stick. |
321 |
| Jade: Get out of thing. |
367 |
| Render the girl in a distracting manner. |
349 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop and check on John. |
344 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
332 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the story jackass. |
424 |
| WV: Fiddle with the alchemiter. |
313 |
| Calliope: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
337 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6 |
342 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
322 |
| John: Read book. Be the huge bitch. |
358 |
| oh dear. the purple machine. |
327 |
| John: Enter code on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
362 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
404 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the meter stick. |
341 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
364 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
356 |