| John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
377 |
| Dave: Check on Sollux. |
340 |
| Years in the lid of the shower. |
364 |
| John: Go to computer. |
346 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
355 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster and rifle. |
329 |
| Hours in the jumper block. |
331 |
| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
347 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
326 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
326 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
336 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
374 |
| WV: Check book on desk. |
386 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
329 |
| Jade: Open the big one. |
333 |
| John: Proceed to time capsule. |
357 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. |
341 |
| Dave: Be the huge bitch. |
354 |
| Rose: Hurry up to the alchemiter. |
342 |
| Roxy: Proceed to the highest point of the first visible captchalogue card. |
347 |