| John: Ascend to the old underwood. |
393 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
382 |
| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
981 |
| Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic 8 ball. |
351 |
| Jade: Squeal like a proboscis. |
349 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
707 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
370 |
| JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A MANNERLY WAY FOR MY BIG LETTERS. |
418 |
| John: Snap out of there! |
402 |
| Karkat: Check out other posters. |
387 |
| John: Return to party. |
351 |
| John: Take it to the meter stick. |
375 |
| Jade: Get trolled by GC. |
418 |
| John: Examine Problem Sleuth game. |
415 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in strife specibus |
375 |
| END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1 |
397 |
| Kanaya: Deal with Terezi. |
384 |
| John: Go to computer. |
392 |
| DO THE WINDY THING DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS. |
362 |
| Equius: Get up and jam. |
362 |