| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your desk. |
512 |
| Jade: Get the card. |
512 |
| AH: Forget it. Go back in time and look for Bro's beta. |
511 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
511 |
| Vriska: Proceed to crypt. |
510 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
510 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are talking to the end. |
510 |
| WV: Use glowing green rock to open can with your weak pathetic digits. |
510 |
| WV: Wave about in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
510 |
| Months in the present... |
510 |
| John: Look at the other girl. |
510 |
| Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
509 |
| TT: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
509 |
| A mother will do whatever is best for her children. |
508 |
| Equius: Get up and jam. |
508 |
| John: Make your way to the local amphibious fauna. |
508 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's cookin'! |
508 |
| I selected all those kids. Now what? |
507 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
507 |
| John: Attempt to get that globe. |
507 |