| John: Examine back of the shower. |
707 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
707 |
| PM: Command John to put fridge down. |
706 |
| AH: I didn't read any of that. Do something adorable. |
706 |
| Jack: Take a juggling club. |
705 |
| Dave: Consult with him. |
705 |
| WV: Use trusty knife to the attractive female. |
705 |
| I selected all those kids. Now what? |
704 |
| WV: Use trusty knife to snag one of his files. |
704 |
| Months in the present... |
704 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
703 |
| Dave: Stop wasting time and stop the thief. |
702 |
| Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in its place. |
702 |
| Jane: Run to your right. |
701 |
| Vriska: Check out Dave's computer. |
701 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
700 |
| John: Attempt to retrieve mail. |
700 |
| Months in the future... |
700 |
| This is stupid. Stop being the other guy. |
700 |
| PM: Read the letter. |
700 |