| Jake: Jump down and get that guy's attention. |
528 |
| ==> |
527 |
| Jack: Be the imp. |
527 |
| Years in the box. |
526 |
| AR?: Resist urge to play Bro's Xbox. |
526 |
| ==> |
525 |
| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
525 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
524 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
524 |
| Rose: Go through bedroom door. |
524 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
523 |
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. |
522 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
522 |
| Years in the LOHACSE. |
521 |
| Feferi: Proceed to lab. |
521 |
| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
520 |
| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
520 |
| INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT. |
520 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
520 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. |
519 |