| Jake: Jump down and get that guy's attention. |
513 |
| ==> |
512 |
| ==> |
511 |
| John: Run to study. |
511 |
| Dave: Pester John to put fridge down. |
511 |
| Years in the LOHACSE. |
510 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
510 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
510 |
| This is stupid. Stop being that guy. |
510 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
510 |
| AR?: Resist urge to play Bro's Xbox. |
508 |
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. |
508 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
508 |
| INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT. |
507 |
| Years in the box. |
506 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
506 |
| AH: I didn't read any of that. Do something adorable. |
505 |
| Jade: Prepare for nap. |
505 |
| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
504 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. |
504 |