| Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to the story jackass. |
333 |
| Dave: Be the imp. |
320 |
| WV: Wave about in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
302 |
| Jane: Feed it to specibus. |
284 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. |
293 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
305 |
| Roxy: Proceed to castle. |
330 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
288 |
| WV: Wave about in a cautious manner. |
305 |
| Vriska: Go back downstairs. |
369 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
283 |
| AH: That sounds like a flagellum and puke on your bed. |
287 |
| THE END. OF ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1 |
287 |
| John: Be the other asshole. |
282 |
| Skip to the other guy. |
331 |
| Dave: Take the discs. |
397 |
| Have a look inside. |
376 |
| John: Take it to gristwidget 12000. |
322 |
| Dave: Combine shitty sword and Hella Jeff has a sweet update. |
368 |
| WV: Welcome the rest of your own brain. |
309 |