| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
328 |
| AR: Be the troll girl. |
350 |
| Jade: Pick up books. |
305 |
| John: Attempt to get that guy's attention. |
306 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the rain. |
353 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. |
334 |
| PM?: Prepare to revive. |
342 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. |
382 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
301 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
326 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
329 |
| Skip to the second gate. |
305 |
| Rose: Hit John in the seizure kernel. |
341 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
313 |
| John: Go in the future... |
300 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
315 |
| John: Spy in the study. |
301 |
| Sollux: Get back to the story jackass. |
327 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
299 |
| Introduce yourself to the races. |
302 |