| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
336 |
| Jade: Prepare for nap. |
325 |
| Meanwhile, in the closet. |
326 |
| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
359 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
328 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
346 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
344 |
| John: Be the wise guy. |
324 |
| Months in the present... |
335 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
332 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
328 |
| Jade: Attempt to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
754 |
| Terezi: Deal with Terezi. |
328 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
330 |
| Jane: Run to your new guide. |
325 |
| John: Ascend to the kitchen back door. |
350 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. |
341 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
325 |
| WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY. |
324 |
| Dave: Check the latest page of the punched pogo card. |
331 |