| John: Rebuild the claw hammer and nails. They will come in handy. |
346 |
| Dave: Insert disc 2. |
344 |
| Jade: Stop being a wiseass and get some sun. |
344 |
| Be the other wall. |
350 |
| Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with the CD on the Xbox. |
344 |
| Jade: Open Echidna and go into the garbage disposal. |
346 |
| Terezi: Prepare to retrieve mail. |
345 |
| John: Ascend to the roof. |
357 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
344 |
| AH: This is ridiculous. |
349 |
| Terezi: Take a prize from the purple machine. |
346 |
| John: First, be the other asshole. |
344 |
| WV: Appearify your trusty knife to carve something on it. |
347 |
| Terezi: Cut to the end. |
343 |
| Dave: Use the razor on the Cruxtruder. |
348 |
| Rose: Go downstairs to the meter stick. |
346 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the huge bitch. |
344 |
| John: First, be the other half of your interests. |
457 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
355 |
| Karkat: Check out one of those imps. |
347 |