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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. 314
Rose: Resist urge to play Bro's Xbox. 314
WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS BLUSHING BISHONEN DREAM BOAT. 342
YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 336
Rose: Go to bedroom. 324
AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. 313
WV: Use the razor on the sofa. 317
Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the imp. 312
Skip to the races. 313
ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. 334
Rose: Go downstairs to the newly created hole. 333
John: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! 316
Dave: Go get a beverage. 315
Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... 316
Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can go. 314
WV: Use the razor on the counter. 316
Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. 315
John: Proceed to stairwell. 322
Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your laptop and check on John. 347
Dave: Look at the other guy. 317