| Rose: Writhe like a proboscis. |
347 |
| Davesprite: Chill with Davesprite. |
366 |
| WV: Try to understand. |
349 |
| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
356 |
| Sollux: Deal with crabby customer. |
346 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
367 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
364 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
347 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
351 |
| Dave: Be the awesome coolkid. |
348 |
| PM: Scamper quickly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
369 |
| AR: Be the puppet. |
354 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
363 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
400 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
348 |
| Dave: Take the discs. |
355 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the second gate. |
369 |
| John: Return to computer lab. |
371 |
| John: Go back into room. |
364 |
| I selected all those other kids? |
372 |