| John: Wear the scarf. Be the awesome coolkid. |
625 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your turntable. |
625 |
| Jane: Run to your right. |
625 |
| Dave: Look at a book. |
624 |
| Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present. |
623 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
622 |
| AH: I didn't read any of that. Do something less boring. |
622 |
| Karkat: Go back to adventurin'. |
622 |
| Jane: Give Cera beagle puss. |
621 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's cookin'! |
620 |
| Jack: Empty pumpkin on Farmstink. |
620 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
619 |
| John: Pick up car. |
619 |
| Jack: Search for power source. |
618 |
| Vriska: Go back inside. |
617 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
617 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
617 |
| Wait! More troll romance exposition please. |
616 |
| John: Get the rest into the city. |
615 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
615 |