| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your turntable. |
797 |
| John: Pick up car. |
796 |
| Jade: Stop being invisible. |
796 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Be the white text guy. |
794 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
793 |
| Rose: Combine magnetic W and make a campfire. |
793 |
| Jane: Run to your right. |
793 |
| WV: Use your own crisis. |
792 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
792 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
791 |
| CONFIRM THE KILL. |
791 |
| Terezi: Confer with teammate. |
791 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
790 |
| Karkat: Go back to adventurin'. |
790 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
787 |
| John: Return to computer lab. |
785 |
| Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present. |
785 |
| In a future settled askance of the first visible captchalogue card. |
785 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
783 |
| Vriska: Go back inside. |
783 |