| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your turntable. |
610 |
| Jade: Stop being invisible. |
610 |
| Rose: Combine magnetic W and make a campfire. |
609 |
| Dave: Look at a book. |
608 |
| Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present. |
608 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
607 |
| AH: I didn't read any of that. Do something less boring. |
607 |
| John: Pick up car. |
605 |
| Jack: Empty pumpkin on Farmstink. |
605 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's cookin'! |
604 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
604 |
| Karkat: Go back to adventurin'. |
604 |
| Jack: Search for power source. |
603 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
603 |
| Wait! More troll romance exposition please. |
603 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
602 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
602 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
601 |
| Jane: Give Cera beagle puss. |
600 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 6 ACT 5 |
600 |