| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
295 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the mailman. |
301 |
| Dave: Look at the piece of shit. |
321 |
| Jade: Go and make haste to the chase and play card games immediately. |
288 |
| DD: Proceed to stairwell. |
318 |
| Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to the story jackass. |
328 |
| Dave: Be the imp. |
317 |
| WV: Wave about in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
297 |
| Jane: Feed it to specibus. |
279 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. |
289 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
301 |
| Roxy: Proceed to castle. |
324 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
284 |
| WV: Wave about in a cautious manner. |
299 |
| Vriska: Go back downstairs. |
364 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
280 |
| AH: That sounds like a flagellum and puke on your bed. |
283 |
| THE END. OF ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1 |
283 |
| John: Be the other asshole. |
277 |
| Skip to the other guy. |
325 |