| John: Attempt to get that guy's attention. |
286 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the rain. |
303 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. |
308 |
| PM?: Prepare to revive. |
313 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. |
355 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
275 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
298 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
300 |
| Skip to the second gate. |
279 |
| Rose: Hit John in the seizure kernel. |
315 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
281 |
| John: Go in the future... |
275 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
287 |
| John: Spy in the study. |
274 |
| Sollux: Get back to the story jackass. |
305 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
270 |
| Introduce yourself to the races. |
276 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
366 |
| WV: Fondly regard cremation. |
315 |
| Back in the past... |
272 |