| John: Connect to server player. |
314 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the story jackass. |
404 |
| WV: Fiddle with the alchemiter. |
296 |
| Calliope: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
317 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6 |
327 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
304 |
| John: Read book. Be the huge bitch. |
338 |
| oh dear. the purple machine. |
311 |
| John: Enter code on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
342 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
387 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the meter stick. |
322 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
344 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
334 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
319 |
| WV: Fiddle with the trash. |
328 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
300 |
| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the highest point of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
297 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
335 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the awesome coolkid. |
320 |
| Calliope: Look around for clues. |
343 |