| Karkat: Get down to business. |
375 |
| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the chase and play card games immediately. |
365 |
| Jade: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord. |
346 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
342 |
| Jade: Get out of it. |
379 |
| Aradia: Be the imp. |
366 |
| WV: Pick up books. |
403 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
401 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
365 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
398 |
| John: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
376 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
408 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
351 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
371 |
| AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
367 |
| John: Go outside and get drawing. |
590 |
| Jade: Realize you can hold. |
360 |
| Jane: Check out magazine. |
395 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
355 |
| Rose: Go to computer. |
391 |