| FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to carve something on it. |
232 |
| John: Check contents of yellow container. |
223 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
228 |
| John: W8 around for a can opener? |
224 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
230 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
224 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
222 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
234 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. |
222 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
229 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
224 |
| Karkat: Deal with your weak pathetic digits. |
250 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
245 |
| WV: Press green button on the Xbox. |
229 |
| John: => SWITCH 2. |
223 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
223 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that on your laptop from the tree. |
227 |
| sir john, i have a look around, Rose. |
220 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
258 |
| Jake: Attempt to open the package and flee to your right. |
222 |