| Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can as fast as you can as fast as you can observe. |
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| BUT I MUST URGE YOU TO GET THEM |
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| why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir? |
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| Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the other asshole. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
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| Be the white text crashed my browser. |
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| Roxy: Proceed to the other 3 screens. |
339 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of illicit literature. |
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| Jade: Wake up and jam. |
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| oh dear. the purple box. |
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| WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING? |
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| Rose: Hurry up to the end. |
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| Rose: Forget the W and make a tent. |
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| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
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| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
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| John: Look to your new guide. |
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| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the WQ. |
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| John: Get the rest into the garbage disposal. |
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| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. |
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