| This one's empty. Perhaps a delivery is in there. Take a juggling club. |
351 |
| John: Acquire hammer and pogo hammer. |
349 |
| WV: Use trusty knife to the attractive female. |
358 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
379 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. |
353 |
| WV: Press green button on the hatch. |
350 |
| Feferi: Proceed to time capsule. |
367 |
| John: Examine Alchemiter in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
389 |
| Vriska: Meddle with moirail. |
349 |
| Kanaya: Meddle with Terezi. |
352 |
| AR?: Doff your hat to the chase and begin adventure. |
370 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
346 |
| Vriska: Check out bed. |
349 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
357 |
| WV: Look at the piece of shit. |
380 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
349 |
| John: Enter code on back of the can. |
350 |
| Great! I would like you to get a god damn new sword. |
356 |
| Dave: Combine skateboard and Hella Jeff has a sweet new rap. |
348 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
376 |