| Jack: Forge blade out of the present... |
352 |
| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
351 |
| Rose: Turn on your turntable. |
351 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
387 |
| Jack: Be the huge bitch. |
350 |
| John: There's one more time. |
383 |
| Terezi: Take a closer look. |
349 |
| John: Go outside and check on John. |
352 |
| Jade: Be the huge bitch. |
352 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the punched pogo card. |
363 |
| Jack: Be the other asshole. |
367 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
376 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
352 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
351 |
| TT: Put the bunny back in the head with box to get that globe. |
353 |
| John: Prepare for nap. |
351 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
352 |
| Years in the box. |
353 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
681 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the kitchen back door. |
354 |