| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 360 |
| dear jade, | 340 |
| KISS HER | 337 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 424 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 336 |
| ==> | 337 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 368 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 357 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 335 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 362 |
| ======> | 337 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 336 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 341 |
| ==> | 342 |
| ==> | 335 |
| ======> | 334 |
| ==> | 342 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 335 |
| John: Open map. | 336 |
| ==> | 337 |