| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Insert disc 2. | 348 |
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 357 |
| OPEN CHEST. | 384 |
| ======> | 352 |
| ==> | 368 |
| dear jade, | 350 |
| KISS HER | 350 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 439 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 348 |
| ==> | 349 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 377 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 366 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 349 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 371 |
| ======> | 352 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 351 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 350 |
| ==> | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| ======> | 349 |