| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Look out window. | 373 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 361 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 342 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 366 |
| ======> | 344 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 346 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 346 |
| ==> | 345 |
| ==> | 342 |
| ======> | 343 |
| ==> | 346 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 341 |
| John: Open map. | 344 |
| ==> | 344 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 343 |
| ==> | 348 |
| ======> | 346 |
| ==> | 356 |
| ==> | 999 |
| ==> | 343 |