| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 343 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 323 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 350 |
| ======> | 325 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 324 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 330 |
| ==> | 329 |
| ==> | 321 |
| ======> | 324 |
| ==> | 330 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 324 |
| John: Open map. | 325 |
| ==> | 326 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 322 |
| ==> | 333 |
| ======> | 323 |
| ==> | 337 |
| ==> | 959 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==> | 324 |