| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Take items and proceed downstairs. | 370 |
| ==> | 370 |
| ======> | 370 |
| ==> | 370 |
| WV: Press the steak button. | 370 |
| ==> | 370 |
| ======> | 370 |
| ==> | 370 |
| HEY RUNT | 370 |
| Sollux: Taste honey. | 370 |
| Jack: Don comical hat. | 370 |
| ==> | 370 |
| BUT THERE WAS ONE BADGE HE GOT. | 370 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop from the lady. | 370 |
| ........... | 370 |
| Jane: Assess damage. | 370 |
| Dave: Be the other 3 screens. | 370 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. | 370 |
| Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic 8 ball. | 370 |
| Be Dirk. | 370 |