| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your laptop and check mailbox. | 355 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... | 355 |
| ======> | 355 |
| Rose: Pick up your toys! | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. | 355 |
| ACT 2 | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| Sollux: Abort. | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| Rose: Tiptoe to observatory. | 355 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. | 355 |
| WOW, YES. SO GOOD. | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| ==> ==> | 355 |
| Jack: Throw a knife down there to get the cookies boy | 355 |
| ======> | 355 |
| ======> | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |