| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Years in the future... | 349 |
| Dave: Look at a book. | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| Jane: Examine portrait. | 349 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. | 349 |
| Jake: Answer. | 349 |
| Dirk: Fuck it. | 349 |
| ======> | 349 |
| Years in the box. | 349 |
| WV: Press the steak button. | 349 |
| Jade: Locate and feed the devilbeast you call it the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes. | 349 |
| Tavros: Deal with Karkat. | 349 |
| ======> | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| Jade: Quick! Get into bed! | 349 |
| Months in the future... | 349 |
| Dave: Take the discs. | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| Karkat: Contact John. | 349 |
| Jane: Assess damage. | 349 |