| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jake: Answer. | 317 |
| Jack: Don comical hat. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Moments earlier... | 317 |
| Rose: Use umbrella. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| John: Take it to Scrabble values. | 317 |
| ======> | 317 |
| Doomed Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| John: Check mail. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| JOHN YOU ARE STUPID. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ======> | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Karkat: Deal with Karkat. | 317 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Jack: Call a minion. | 317 |