| Tavros: Confer with network administrator. |
384 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the huge bitch. |
406 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
415 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO GET THEM |
519 |
| Jade: Get out of the Midnight Crew. |
408 |
| Terezi: Deal with Terezi. |
405 |
| John: Proceed to second gate. |
429 |
| John: Look at the other other girl. |
457 |
| So many years ago, entrenched in the future, but not many... |
557 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
403 |
| WV: Press the steak button. |
460 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. |
411 |
| Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine card. |
424 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
415 |
| This is great! Something is in there. Take a prize from the lady. |
434 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
430 |
| WV: Be the law. |
450 |
| John: Return to serving client. |
421 |
| Dave: Bleat like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
503 |
| John: Press a button on the other other girl. |
445 |