| Introduce yourself to the story jackass. |
460 |
| Jade: Be the Rider. |
479 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
457 |
| Months in the future... |
432 |
| YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM SAYS? |
473 |
| WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY. |
457 |
| Aradia: Be the awesome coolkid. |
526 |
| John: Look at map. |
500 |
| Introduce yourself to the story jackass. |
555 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the commercial zones. |
453 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
460 |
| Jane: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
447 |
| Eridan and Feferi: Do something less boring. |
533 |
| AND SO I WILL RISE. |
523 |
| John: Gather grist, examine safe. |
449 |
| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
499 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
460 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
527 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
482 |
| John: Press a button on the red package. |
453 |