| Aradia: Be the awesome coolkid. |
534 |
| John: Look at map. |
512 |
| Introduce yourself to the story jackass. |
567 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the commercial zones. |
464 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
470 |
| Jane: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
459 |
| Eridan and Feferi: Do something less boring. |
548 |
| AND SO I WILL RISE. |
538 |
| John: Gather grist, examine safe. |
454 |
| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
508 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
471 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
537 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
495 |
| John: Press a button on the red package. |
465 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
474 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
469 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
502 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
507 |
| Tavros: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
475 |
| Jack: Be the wise guy. |
433 |