| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
442 |
| Jane: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
427 |
| Eridan and Feferi: Do something less boring. |
509 |
| AND SO I WILL RISE. |
494 |
| John: Gather grist, examine safe. |
425 |
| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
478 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
440 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
499 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
465 |
| John: Press a button on the red package. |
432 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
440 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
439 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
470 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
473 |
| Tavros: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
443 |
| Jack: Be the wise guy. |
404 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 |
439 |
| Skip to the story jackass. |
451 |
| Vriska: Proceed to the chest. |
466 |
| DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being the other 3 screens. |
446 |