| Introduce yourself to the story jackass. |
526 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the commercial zones. |
425 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
432 |
| Jane: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
416 |
| Eridan and Feferi: Do something less boring. |
498 |
| AND SO I WILL RISE. |
483 |
| John: Gather grist, examine safe. |
416 |
| John: Open browser and go into the city. |
468 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
432 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
487 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
455 |
| John: Press a button on the red package. |
425 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
433 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
431 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
465 |
| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
468 |
| Tavros: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
436 |
| Jack: Be the wise guy. |
395 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 |
431 |
| Skip to the story jackass. |
444 |