| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
381 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
412 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
351 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
386 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
385 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
365 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
366 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
392 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
355 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
371 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
389 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
352 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
401 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
362 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
372 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
372 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
412 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
387 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
406 |
| John: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
374 |