| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
392 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
426 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
360 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
396 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
397 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
377 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
377 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
403 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
369 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
383 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
398 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
364 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
415 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
377 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
383 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
383 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
422 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
398 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
419 |
| John: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
384 |