| Equius: Talk to alien. |
400 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
382 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
383 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
406 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
373 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
389 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
403 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
367 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
420 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
380 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
388 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
389 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
427 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
402 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
423 |
| John: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
388 |
| SUDDENLY. THERE IS A MISS. |
429 |
| WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
375 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are extra angry at crimes. |
403 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the file already. |
444 |