| Eridan: Do something adorable. |
303 |
| Karkat: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
315 |
| WV: Pick up sledgehammer. |
305 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. |
304 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
311 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
320 |
| John: Ascend to the meter stick. |
301 |
| John: Rebuild the claw hammer and nails. They will come in handy. |
319 |
| John: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! |
320 |
| Jade: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! |
303 |
| Dave: Check out DVD. |
303 |
| Dave: Combine puppet tux + Felt poster. |
301 |
| Jade: Throw LPOS outside with the CD on the sofa. |
331 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. |
306 |
| John: Combine fake arms again. |
306 |
| Rose: Go through bedroom door. |
307 |
| Jade: Combine Charles Dutton and sooth specs. |
303 |
| Terezi: Take a juggling club. |
302 |
| Calliope: Check out other posters. |
299 |
| John: Be the other girl. |
301 |