| Rose: Go through bedroom door. |
351 |
| Jack: Take a whiff. |
349 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
354 |
| Tavros: Deal with Karkat. |
385 |
| This is stupid. Stop being the other guy. |
349 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. |
353 |
| John: Go get fake arms with cake. |
364 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
361 |
| John: Investigate room for can opener. |
351 |
| John: Read book. Be the someone who is Jade's server player. |
377 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
348 |
| Seconds in the future... |
349 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
397 |
| Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the puppet. |
351 |
| John: Prepare to revive. |
349 |
| Jane: Proceed to second gate. |
376 |
| John: Pick up car. |
374 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
359 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
354 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
370 |